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几年前的某一天
So, a few years ago,
我意外接到了一个求救电话
I accidentally received a distress call.
当时我的作业已经写完了
I was done with my homework, so...
所以 我就接了
I answered it.
现在 拯救世界成了我的生活
Now, I save the world.
这次的情况是这样的
Okay, here's the sitch.
一位厉害的粘液学科学家被邪恶的迪曼多教授绑架了
A big-deal slime scientist has been captured by the evil Professor Dementor,
而我将要去营救他
and I'm gonna rescue him.
你问我是谁
Who am I?
我是麻辣女孩
I'm Kim Possible.
你所吩咐的所有事情我都做完了
I've done everything you've asked.
我合成了这世界上最危险的分解粘液
I formulated the world's most dangerous disintegrating slime.
求你放我走吧
Please, please let me go!
我想念我的妻子 我的孩子们 还有我培养的霉菌孢子
I miss my wife, and my kids, and my mold spores.
亲爱的格洛普曼博士
My dear Doctor Glopman.
你说这就是所谓的超级粘液
You say this is the "Uber Slime."
那就让我们试试看吧
Let's... make... sure.
我需要支援
I need backup!
不
No!
这位是罗恩·慢郎中
This is Ron Stoppable.
是我最好的朋友兼队友
Best friend and best sidekick.
我们打赢了吗
Are we winning?
是啊 你一下解决了这么多人
Ron, look at the hench-dudes you took out.
罗恩 你又一次做到了
Ron, you've done it again.
迪曼多肯定没注意到
I'm sure Dementor didn't see that.
罗恩 快跑
Ron, run!
好吧 这下他估计注意到了
Okay. Might have seen that.
金姆
Kim?
我锁定了一个目标
I've got a target lock.
还是你自己看吧
Here, uh, see for yourself.
这是我们的朋友 韦德
That's our friend, Wade.
我们的技术天才
Resident tech genius.
他十岁时就大学毕业了
He graduated from college when he was 10.
迪曼多教授把一个科学家关在了六级防御系统之中
Professor Dementor has the scientist chained up on level 6.
你最好快点
You better hurry!
走吧 罗恩 我们上
Come on, Ron. Let's do this.
成功了
Success!
世界是我的了 怎么
The world is mine! What?
怎么回事
What? What?
它怎么变成了粉色 还亮晶晶的
Why is it turning all pink and sparkly?
我不清楚
I don't know,
可能只是分解反应的副产物
it's probably just a byproduct of the disintegration process.
我可不能用这种粉红色而且亮晶晶的东西称霸世界
I cannot take over the world with the pink and the sparkles.
所有人都会以此嘲笑我的
Everybody will make the fun.
怎么嘲笑 他们会被直接分解掉
How? They'll all be disintegrated.
你也会被分解掉的 我聪明的科学家先生
As will you, Doctor Smartypants.
现在
Now...
不
Oh, no.
让吊钩把你缓缓放入你所制备的粘液
Engage the painfully slow descending hook...
迎接你的末日吧
into your slimy doom.
求求你 不要
Please, please don't do this!
求你 放过我吧
Please, be reasonable.
这根带子弄得我很痒
Oh, my strap is itchy.
快放我下来
Please, get me out of here!
人赃俱获 迪曼多教授
Slime's up, Professor Dementor.
麻辣
Fraulein...
女孩
Possible?
抓住她
Get her!
快 快 快
Go! Go! Go!
罗恩 你负责给科学家松绑
Ron, unhook the dock.
我来对付这些二货
I'll take the goons.
吊钩 动快点
Go faster, hook.
击溃她
Crush her!
罗恩 把抓钩枪给我
Ron, grapple me.
没有了抓钩枪我看你怎么办 小妞儿
Ha! What will you do without your grappling hook, Fraulein?
好吧 你会这么办
Oh, that... that is what you will do, oh.
开锁得把钥匙插进锁孔里 再旋转
You have to push in, and turn.
插入的同时旋转
Push in and turn at the same time.
阻止那个笨手笨脚的男孩
Henchmentors, stop that clumsy boy.
你到底在干嘛
What are you doing back there?
我在救你
I'm saving you.
救命
Uh, help?
金姆
Kim!
救命 救命
Help. Help!
救救我们
Woah, help us!
博士 我们得赶快离开这里
Come on, doc, we gotta get out of here.
我不能就这么走
No, I can't.
这里有库存足以毁灭世界的粘液
There's a world-ending supply of deadly slime here.
我们必须毁掉它们
We must destroy it.
韦德 我知道我们得快点走
Wade, I know we gotta fly,
但你得帮我们找找这里有没有
but I need you to see if there's a self-destruct button
自毁按钮
anywhere...
自毁程序启动
Self-destruct sequence initiated.
祝您死亡之旅开心
Enjoy your death.
找到了
Found it.
看来唯一有逃生舱的人是我
Looks like I have the only escape pod.
韦德
Hey, Wade.
把逃生舱的降落地点 改成离这里最近的警察局
Re-route that puppy to the nearest police station.
乐意效劳
With pleasure.
等等 什么
What... wait?
重新计算路线
新航程 警察局
不
No!
金姆 还有三十秒就要爆炸了
Kim, 30 seconds 'til self-destruct.
我们得赶紧走了 快
We gotta go, come on.
拿着 我可以和罗恩共用一个
Take this. Ron and I can share.
从今往后
And from now on,
我的粘液将只用于造福人类
I will only use my slime for the good of humanity.
偶尔也可以用在儿童颁奖典礼上
Maybe the occasional kids' award show.
韦德 调成自动飞行模式
Drone mode, Wade.
好让格洛普曼教授尽快到达安全地带
Let's get Doctor Glopman to safety.
没问题
Can do.
金姆 你还记得我们唯一剩下的喷气背包出了意外吗
Uh, Kim, remember what happened to our only other jetpack?
好吧 我有个计划
Okay. I have a plan.
韦德 给罗恩的喷气背包遥控点火
Wade, remote fire Ron's jetpack.
好
On it!
金姆
Hey, Kim?
我之前跟你说 为了你 哪怕跳入悬崖也愿意
When I told you that one time I'd jump off a cliff for you,
我真的只是说说而已
I didn't expect it to happen.
不管路途多险阻
I'm your basic average girl
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不管未来多辛苦
And I'm here to save the world
只要爱的力量
You can't stop me 'cause
Kim Possible
I'm Kim Possible
打击犯罪不认输
There is nothing I can't do
才能拯救世界
And when danger calls
哪怕多少未知数
Just know that I am on my way
如果你遇到麻烦
It doesn't matter where or when
不要害怕
there's trouble
快呼叫麻辣女孩
If you just call my name
Kim Possible
Kim Possible!
什么情况
So, what's the sitch?
来打我吧
Call me beep me,
麻辣女孩
人人都来找我
if you want to reach me.
昨晚在欧洲
And in Europe last night,
少年英雄麻辣女孩今年第十四次抓到坏蛋
teen hero Kim Possible captured her 14th villain this year.
我是个无辜逃生舱爱好者
I am an innocent escape pod enthusiast!
我要告警方骚扰
This is police harassment!
在欧洲
Europe?
怪不得金姆这么久才抓到他
No wonder Kimmy got in so late.
她平安回家了就好
I'm glad she's home safe and sound.
我担心她的睡眠时间不够
I'm worried about her not getting enough sleep.
是啊
Yeah, well.
当然 也担心她被粘液分解了
Or dissolving in slime.
吉姆 提姆
Jim, Tim?
我们的错 妈妈 爸爸
Our bad, Mom and Dad.
还在修补一些漏洞
Still working out some bugs.
我去看看我们家女儿
Well, I should make sure our gal isn't too tired
确保她不会因为执行任务过于疲惫而上学迟到
from her mission to wake up for school.
金姆 校车快来了
Kimmy Anne, the bus is almost here.
韦德
Wade?
校车还有6分钟到达
The bus will be here in six minutes.
你今天光彩照人 安博士
You're looking swell today, Dr. P.
谢谢你 韦德
Thank you, Wade.
你先回避一会儿 现在是女生专属频段
Now, log off. This is a girls only convo.
那我先撤了
Over and out.
今天可是个大日子
Ah, this is the big day.
你准备好了吗
You feel ready?
我超级激动
I'm so excited.
我大概两周前
I finished all my summer reading,
就已经完成了我的暑期阅读
like, two weeks ago.
我用VR模拟横穿过校园 确保我不会在学校迷路
I've done a VR walkthrough of the school so I don't get lost.
而且关于啦啦队选拔的准备工作
Oh, and my cheer squad audition routine is,
我觉得已经很完美了
if I do say so myself, flawless.
好吧 那你大概已经做好了准
Okay, well, I guess that answered my...
看啊
Oh, and look.
我开学一个月内的衣服都已经搭配好了
I picked out and sorted all of my outfits for the month.
一个月的都搭配了
Wow, for the first month?
另外我还记住了所有教我的老师的名字
Oh, and I memorized my teacher's names,
以及他们的生日 他们对什么过敏
their birthdays, their food allergies,
以后可能会要送他们生日礼物
just in case we want to get them a gift.
好了好了 金姆 亲爱的
Okay, Kimmy, honey...
还有还有 今天早晨
Oh, and this morning,
我已经开始着手准备我的期中以及期末考试了
I started prepping for my midterms and finals,
毕竟还有4个月就期中考了 还有8个月就期末考
cause they're only four and eight months away.
可不能临阵磨枪
Can't be too prepared.
没错
Right, yeah...
所以你从几点开始准备这些的
So you've been really busy since...?
凌晨三点
3:00 Am.
实际上是 四点
Well, 4:00 Am.
把地球从粘液末日中拯救过来之后 我眯了一会儿
I took a little nap after saving the world from slimy doom.
我的小忙人 过来坐下
Sit down, my little hummingbird.
怎么了
What's up?
我可爱的女儿
My sweet girl.
我只是想告诉你
I just... I want you to know that,
高中 有的时候会让人觉得不愉快
that high school can be kind of daunting.
如果你开学第一天就体验到了不愉快 也没关系的
It's okay if you don't figure it all out on the first day.
不用担心 我连开学第二天的计划都想好了
Don't worry, I've allowed myself the morning of day two as well,
以防万一
for wiggle-room.
第二天
Day two?
妈妈 别担心
Mom, don't worry.
我可是麻辣女孩
I'm Kim Possible.
我能处理好问题的
I handle things.
我就是为处理问题而生的呀
It's what I am, it's what I do.
亲爱的 如果你需要 我们就在这里
Sweetie, just know that we're here for you if you need...
如果你还需要后备计划
more wiggle room.
我可是遗传了火箭科学家
I've got the genes of a rocket scientist
以及超级脑科医生的基因的人
and a black belt brain surgeon.
我相信米尔顿高中难不倒我的
I think I'll survive Middleton High.
韦德
Wade.
抱歉 我刚定位了你的校车
Sorry. I just got a GPS lock on the school bus.
你还有三分钟
Departure in three minutes.
没问题 请帮我把窗户打开
Perfect. Activate the window, please.
好了 妈妈 我该走了
Okay, mom. I gotta go.
别担心
Don't worry.
况且 高中而已
Besides, it's just high school.
又能有多难
How hard can it be?
金姆 校车已经到你这站了
Kim, the bus is on your street now.
天哪
Oh, my gosh!
谢谢你 金姆
Thank you, Kim.
不客气
No problem.
车门要关了
The doors are closing!
十
Ten,
九 八 七
nine, eight, seven,
六 五 四 三
six, five, four, three...
赶上了
Made it.
太棒了
Booyah!
偏远的北极监狱
麻辣女孩
Kim Possible...
你打败了我的巨型机器人
You defeated my giant robot.
你炸掉了我的私人岛屿
You blew up my private island, and now,
现在 因为你 我被困在这里
I'm stuck here thanks to you.
但现在 复仇时刻到了
But I have you in my grasp, now.
你绝对逃不掉
And there is no escape.
鳄鱼池就是为你准备的
Into the alligator pit with you.
不 德拉肯博士 求求你 放过我吧
No, Doctor Drakken. Please, show mercy.
没戏
No mercy.
求求你了
Please.
你正在难过吗 德拉肯
Did I catch you at a sad time, Drakken?
席果 别像这样偷偷靠近我
Don't sneak up on me like that, Shego.
另外告诉你
And, for your information,
这是微缩模型复仇模拟器
this is a scale model revenge simulator.
那是个娃娃和一个马桶
It's a dolly and a toilet.
你把我吩咐的事情完成了吗
Did you enact my instructions?
嗯 这些你给我的愚蠢要求我也完成了
Yes, and followed all the dumb requests you sent me
在你在这个
while you were on this...
怎么说呢 强制休假的一整年里
I don't know, enforced vacation for the last year?
几乎跟和你本人一起工作一样烦
It was just as annoying as working with you in person.
我也很高兴见到你
So good to see you, too.
你也知道现在不是越狱的好时机
You do know this jailbreak is time sensitive?
能快点吗
Could we move this along?
可以走了
Let's go!
这些垃圾你还留着干嘛
Why do you need all that garbage?
因为我
For my plan...
要成为这世上最强大的邪恶执行官
... to be the world's greatest evil-doer.
那麻辣女孩呢
And what about Kim Possible?
这世上最厉害的邪恶阻止者
The world's greatest evil-undoer?
麻辣女孩
Possible.
你的死期
Your end is...
等一下
No, no, no.
即将到来
Probable!
这里是慢郎中 我现在位于米尔顿高中
Stoppable here at Middleton High.
罗恩 不要直播我们的开学第一天
Ron, you are not livestreaming our first day of school.
现在是现场直播
And we are live.
在我身边的是麻辣女孩
This is Kim Possible.
在昨晚拯救完世界之后 我俩都有点暴躁
We're both a little cranky after saving the world last night.
我才不暴躁
I'm so not cranky.
我感觉好极了
I feel great.
该死
Yuck.
金姆
Kim?
金姆
Kim?
欢迎来到高中 我可爱的新生
Welcome to high school, my little freshman. Oh!
嗨 邦妮
Hi, Bonnie.
去年一年我真想你
I missed you last year.
现在我们在一个学校了
Oh, well, I'm here now.
我希望你把我当成你高二的姐姐
And I want you to think of me as your sophomore big sister.
一个非常受欢迎的大姐姐
An astonishingly popular big sister.
这位是邦妮
That's Bonnie.
她和金姆从出生开始
She and Kim have hated each other
就互相讨厌对方了
for longer than they've been alive.
他在和什么人说话
Who's he blabbering to?
很明显 自言自语
Besides everyone, constantly.
罗恩恰巧正在向数千名忠实粉丝直播
Ron happens to be livestreaming to thousands of devoted fans.
好了 妈妈 该挂电话了
Okay, Mom. Gotta go.
妈妈
Mom? Mom?
可能她先挂了吧
Huh. Guess she signed off.
我都差点忘了 亲爱的邦妮
Almost forgot, Bon-Bon.
啦啦队员选拔赛是什么时候
When are cheerleading tryouts?
啦啦队
Cheer?
你想进学校啦啦队
You want to cheer at school?
放弃吧 去跟洛顿的窝囊废们一起玩吧
Yeah, go hang out with the losers in Lowerton.
在米尔顿高中 记住一点
Here at Middleton High, we're about one thing.
这是一个足球为尊的学校
This is a soccer school.
选拔赛在今天放学之后 如果你有勇气来的话
Tryouts are after class, if you're feeling brave.
不能用手接
You can't use your hands!
谢谢 再见
'K, thanks, bye.
谢谢 你好
"K, thanks, hi."
别调侃了 韦德
Make it quick, Wade.
我们得去班级教室报到
We gotta get to homeroom.
关于这个 那待会儿记得提醒我告诉你点事情
Remind me to tell you something about that later.
总之 不知道你听说了没
Anyway, I don't know if you've heard,
席果把德拉肯从监狱里弄出来了
but Shego sprang Drakken from the joint.
什么
What?
没什么大不了的
No big.
你抓住他的次数
You've captured that dude more times
比我绊到自己鞋带的次数还多
than I've tripped over my own shoelace!
需不需要我在他已知的所有藏身处
Want me to run a suspicious activity sweep
启动秘密追踪 金姆
over all known lairs, Kim?
请启动 谢谢你
Please and thank you.
还有 你刚刚想说我们班级教室怎么了
And, what did you want to tell us about homeroom?
噢对
Oh yeah.
你们的教室在学校的另一边
It's on the other side of the school.
不是啊
No, it's not.
我已经用VR逛了一圈学校了
I did a VR walkthrough.
不 他们暑假的时候重新排了班号
No, they renumbered the classrooms over the summer.
什么
What?
总的来说 你们最好不要对欢乐抱有希望
In conclusion, it's best to abandon any hope of joy,
在乏味的生活中尽量享受一丝满足就好了
and find meagre satisfaction in monotony.
你们俩是麻辣女孩和慢郎中吧
Oh. You must be Possible and Stoppable.
您一定是看了今早的新闻才认识我们的
You must recognize us from the news.
并不
Nope.
我点名的时候就知道你们了 因为二位迟到了
I recognize you from this, because you are late.
我们刚刚有点迷路了 巴金老师
We got a little turned around, Mr. Barkin.
我们不知道班号重新排了
Nobody told us they renumbered the classrooms.
那是我排的
Ah. I did that.
好让你们这群小屁孩多运动运动
Keeps you kids on your toes.
多走两步路没坏处
On your tippity-tippities.
这样好像不是很公平
That's... not really fair.
我花了90分钟给维斯科布茨夫人准备
It takes me 90 minutes to prepare Lady Whiskerboots
低卡高蛋白的早餐
her low-carb, high-protein breakfast,
但是我并没有因此迟到
but that doesn't stop me from being on time.
你说是不是 小夫人
Isn't that right, Lady Whiskerpuss?
是的呢 是的呢
Yes, it is. Oh, yes it is.
呃 别吧
Ew... Stop.
怎么说呢 看在开学第一天的份上
Ugh, anyway, seeing as it's your first day at school,
我就仁慈一点为二位网开一面
I'm willing to show a little uncharacteristic mercy.
但是 我盯紧你们俩惹事生非的小屁孩了
But, I've got my eyes on both you troublemakers.
一只眼睛盯一个
One each.
我们不惹事生非
We're not troublemakers.
我们伸张正义
We're trouble stoppers.
您没在电视上看到我们所做的那些好事吗
Haven't you ever seen us do good stuff on TV?
我们
Ah, we-
巴金老师
Mr. Barkin?
也许我们
Maybe we, uh...
嘿
Hey!
我们得赶紧去上第一节课
We gotta get to our first class.
教室在哪
Where is it?
韦德
Wade.
在学校的另一边
The other side of the school.
给我张所有出口和过道
Get me a blueprint of any and all vents, tunnels,
还有屋顶路线的蓝图
and roof access points.
马上就好
Comin' at ya.
走起
Let's roll.
金姆 跳进去
Kim, jump in there.
什么
What?
你怎么在这儿啊
How are you here?
你外号叫急惊风
Is your name Kim Possible
是因为你一点都不急吗
because it's impossible for you to be on time?
巴金老师
Mr. Barkin?
没错 就是我
Yeah, that's me.
我帮贝利老师代课 她永远离开学校了
I'm subbing for Mrs. Bailey, she's off on eternity leave.
你是说因孕离开吗
You mean maternity?
不 我的意思就是她走了 她不会再回来了
No. I mean she's gone, and she ain't comin' back.
现在
Now.
去坐下
Sit.
天哪 谢谢你在我不在的时候
"Gee, thanks for setting up this awesome lair
准备了这个超棒的窝 席果
"in my absence, Shego?"
那是你说的
That's you.
对
Yes.
多么奇妙 曾几何时我们拥有一座岛
It's wonderful how we used to have our own entire island,
现在我们只能蹲在垃圾堆里
and now we're squatting in a pile of garbage
这堆垃圾看上去还勉强像座建筑
vaguely shaped like the building.
快看火爆凯利根的恶拍账号
Look at Duff Killigan's Villain-stagram.
他都有水下基地了
He has an underwater base.
麻辣小地瓜有座活火山
Señor Senior, Senior has an active volcano.
我曾经有座岛
I used to have an island.
好吧 如果你还没忘记的话 那座岛
'Kay, well that island, if you remember correctly,
已经炸毁了
slightly exploded.
对 都是麻辣女孩害的
Yes. Because of Kim Possible.
是啊 想一想
Yeah. Imagine.
你所有的天才计划都被那个小孩搅糊了
All your genius plans foiled by one puny kid.
她才不是个普通小孩
Oh, she isn't just one puny kid.
她有种强大的力量
There's something about her that makes her able
足以支撑她打败一个接一个的恶棍
to defeat villain after villain after villain.
某种独特的闪光点
A certain... spark.
我想拥有那种闪光点
I want that spark.
我搞不懂
I can't figure it out.
高中到底是怎么回事呢
What is high school's deal?
要我说的话 麻辣女孩
I gotta tell you, KP.
我活在这疯狂的世界上的15年中
In my 15 years on this crazy planet,
今天应该是最棒的开学第一天
this is probably the best first day of school I've ever had.
你还记得六年级吗
Remember 6th grade?
今天比那次开学典礼时弄丢你的裤子棒多了
Today beats losing your pants at the welcome assembly,
这我承认
I'll give you that.
就是要这种精神
That's the spirit.
再说了 就算今天过得一团糟
And besides, so today was a hot dumpster fire.
那又怎么样
So what?
我认识的金姆不会轻易放弃
The Kim I know doesn't go down without a fight.
你可以的
You got this.
你知道吗
You know what?
你说的太对了
You're so right.
我本来没打算去参加足球队的选拔
I wasn't planning on trying out for soccer today,
但是想想如果能气到邦妮
but oh how sweet would it be
该会是多么美妙啊
to wipe that smug smile off of Bonnie's face.
走吧
Come on.
真可爱
Oh, cute.
我们今天最后一位候选者
Our last tryout of the day.
好了 小金姆 规则很简单
Okay, Kimber-lumps, it's simple.
把球踢进门就好
Kick this ball into that goal.
如果你不是非常介意的话
Oh, and if you don't too terribly mind,
我和队员们会竭尽全力
my squad and I here will do everything in our power
阻止你把球踢进门
to try and stop you.
麻辣女孩冲呀
Let's go KP!
她朝你那边跑了
She's coming right your way!
大家跑起来
Come on, you guys.
不要让她过
Don't let her through.
我拦不住啊 她跑太快了
I can't, she's too fast.
防守 抢球
Defense, get the ball!
我来
I got this.
你不行
No, you don't got this.
她怎么做到的
How does she do that?
天哪
Oh, man!
好吧
Wow, okay.
邦妮还说很简单
Bonnie said it would be easy.
不可能 小金姆
Oh no, Kimmy.
你不可能从我这里过的
You're not getting by me.
她在干嘛
What is she doing then?
太棒了
Yes!
你成功了 麻辣女孩
Woo-hoo! You've done it, KP!
太棒了
Yes, woo!
好吧
Okay.
下面这句话真的是发自肺腑 金姆
From the bottom of my very deep heart, Kim,
你踢得很好
that was... amazing.
我很惊讶
I'm shook.
那么 恭喜我们最新的
So, congratulations to our newest...
器材管理员
equipment manager.
耶
Yay.
器材管理员
Equipment manager?
我只吃一点点淀粉
Oh, I take just a hint of starch.
器材管理员
Equipment manager?
邦妮 你上一秒才说我踢得很好
Bonnie, you just told me I was amazing.
你确实很好 小金金
Ah, you totally are, Kiki-Peeps.
可你是个高一新生
But, you're also a freshman.
那又怎样
So?
我没告诉你吗
Did I forget to tell you?
太对不起了
Oh, so sorry.
高一生是不能入队的
Freshman can't be on the team.
记得用不含氯的漂白剂
Oh, and use a non-chlorine bleach.
很显然
Obvi.
等下 我要把这些搬到哪儿去啊
Wait, where am I taking this?
洗衣房在
The equipment room is on...
学校的另一边
The opposite side of the school.
这一箱好臭啊
Ugh. This box reeks.
那么 偷窃闪光点的计划怎么样了
So, how's stealing that spark going?
除了毫无进展之外
Um, no, besides poorly.
今天是她上高中的第一天
Today is her first day of high school.
这样的一天能消弱人的意志力
Something that can reduce the strongest,
把自信心爆棚的少女打击成一只无助的小猫咪
most confident adolescent to a helpless mewling kitten.
在我们谈话间 我们的小敌人身上已经发生了这样的事
This happening to our little foe as we speak?
一旦她变得脆弱
And once she is at her weakest,
我就会夺走那使金姆成为麻辣女孩
I will isolate and steal that spark that makes Kim...
的闪光点
Possible!
你有没有买铡元素Q-46
Um, did you get the Zakadium Q-46?
（注：一种虚构的元素 现实中不存在）
什么
What?
我的复仇计划的能量源
It's the power source for my revenge plot?
在那个抽屉里
Oh, it's in there.
这个吗
In there?
还是这个
There?
是那个 好远哦
It's over... I can't reach it.
你网购的吗
You bought it online?
对
Yeah.
跟上潮流啊 博士
Get with the times, doc.
现在没有人会为了买东西而走出自己的窝
Nobody leaves the lair anymore. Tch.
这根本就是忽悠人的假货
This is a cheap knockoff.
去弄铡元素来
Get the Zakadium!
嘿
Hey.
你知道吗 大喊大叫也许会让你感觉好受一点
You know, yelling might make you feel better,
但是并不会让我少块肉
but it doesn't make me feel worse.
提醒你一下罢了
Just an FYI.
不过是成功路上的一段小弯路罢了
Just a detour on the road to victory.
这仅仅是开学第一天
You've only been to school one day,
而你已经打出了一片天
and you're already making a difference.
放假的时候你的手臂肌肉一定会很发达
Your arms are gonna be jacked by the end of the year,
这对你参与足球队很有帮助
which will be great for when you get on the soccer team
只不过用不上
and can't use them.
谢了 罗恩
Thanks, Ron.
你总是会说让我开心的话
You know, you always know what to say.
大概吧
Sort of.
不管怎么说 今天是任何人都想象不到的
Regardless, I've had the absolute worst first day
最差劲的开学第一天
of school that any human could have.
不一定呢
Or, maybe not?
真的太糟了 妈妈
It was awful, mom.
我没有交到朋友
I didn't make any friends,
我刚刚绊倒了 包里的东西散了一地
and I just tripped and dumped my backpack everywhere,
每个人都在笑我
and everyone laughed.
我知道
I know.
我也爱你
Love you, too.
这是你的东西吧
I believe this is yours.
我是金姆
I'm Kim.
我知道
I know.
你还好吗
Are you okay?
好
Okay?
我见到了麻辣女孩本尊
I just met Kim Possible!
来吧
Come on.
布诺小吃
Oh, Bueno Nacho.
我喜欢
Love it.
这里是罗恩除了家以外最爱的地方
Yup. It's Ron's casa away from casa.
对不起 我还没问你的名字呢
I'm sorry, I didn't even ask you what your name was.
你不是米尔顿初中毕业的学生 对不对
You didn't go to Middleton Middle School, right?
对 我今年夏天刚搬过来
No, I just moved here this summer.
我是雅典娜
I'm Athena.
啊 雅典娜
Ah, Athena.
是那位掌管什么的女神来着
As in the goddess of...
牙科吗
I wanna say dentistry?
是智慧女神
Actually, wisdom.
好吧 是我错了
If you say so.
你今天做了一个明智的选择 雅典娜
Well, you've made a wise choice today, Athena.
准备好迎接大自然馈赠的完美食物
Behold, nature's perfect food.
玉米片饼
The Naco.
玉米饼和玉米片在芝士的牵连下完美融合
Taco meets nachos in a fusion of cheesy glory.
当然还有你们二位要的
But, of course, you guys ordered the...
恰恰恰米卷 不放酸奶油
Cha-cha Chimmurito no sour cream.
好巧啊
What are the odds?
嘿 手机能不能借我一下
Hey, let me see that phone for a hot sec?
好
Oh, uh... Yeah.
来
All right.
都入镜了吧
Get in close.
好了吗
Ready? Okay.
完美
Yes, that's perfect.
谢谢你
Thank you!
谢谢你拍的照片
Thank you for that, um.
说真的 想合照只要说一下就好了
Seriously, just ask.
我们是世界上最不吝啬自拍的人了
We're the least selfie-adverse people on the planet.
我一直在关注你们的动态 很久了
I have followed all of your adventures for, like, ever.
我去年在漫展还cos了你
I even cosplayed as you at Comic-con last year.
看我的照片
Look at this.
好棒啊
That's amazing!
那顶假发绝了
And that hair.
其实挺差的
No, it's weak.
不过我在做新的
But I'm working on a better one.
那条帅到不行的狗是怎么回事
What's up with the incredibly handsome pooch?
那当然是罗恩·慢汪中啦
Oh, that's Ron Stop-pitbull, of course.
我没有什么朋友能跟我一起去漫展
I didn't really have any, uh, friends to go with me.
你们可能不知道
I don't know if you know this about me,
我长大之后想成为一条狗
but when I grow up, I want to be a dog.
我父母说这是不现实的
My parents tell me it's not a realistic goal,
不过多亏了你 我离梦想又近了一步
but thanks to you, I'm one step closer.
罗恩
Ron?
努力成为你想成为的狗
Be the dog you want to see in the world.
谢谢你
Thank you.
还有 汪
And, woof.
对于那些没有时间观念的学生
For those of you who don't know how to tell time,
我强烈建议你们好好读书
I strongly urge you to learn.
迟到二人组又迟到了
The tardy party continues.
对不起 巴
I'm so sorry, Mr...
说对不起是没有用的 小姑娘
Sorry doesn't cut it, young lady.
你们俩今天都得留堂
I'm giving you both detention.
我可以解释 巴金老师
I can explain, Mr. B.
我们刚刚在流浪猫收留站做志愿者
We've actually been volunteering at the cat shelter.
这不是借 等等 在哪
That's no excu... I'm sorry, the what?
流浪猫收留站
Yeah, the cat shelter.
就是为流浪猫准备的暂时住所
For all the homeless cats out there.
街边的那种
The ones from the streets.
那些猫咪很缺蛋白质 吃的也都是低卡食物
They're very protein-deficient and have a very low carb diet.
好可怜
So sad.
让我静一静
Just give me...
好吧
Okay!
我觉得我这次可以喵了你们
Well, I suppose I could let it pass for meow.
我是说饶了你们
I mean, now.
现在
Now.
回座位吧
Sit.
好 规矩比耍酷更重要
All right the rules are equal to or greater than cool,
所以如果你想成为一个很酷的人
so you see, if you wanna be cool...
该死 我好像把唇膏落在家里了
Darn, I think I left my lip balm at home.
我应该有多的
Oh, I'm sure I have a spare.
哇 好多抓钩啊
Wow, so many grappling hooks.
拯救世界需要很多这样的抓钩
Saving the world requires a surprising amount of grappling.
嘿 你现在出任务为什么不穿这套衣服了
Hey, why don't you wear this on missions anymore?
这以前是你的特色啊
It used to be your thing.
不知道 我觉得一直穿同一套衣服
I don't know, I guess wearing the same thing
有点像卡通人物一样
all the time kind of felt cartoony, after a bit.
什么色号会比较适合你呢
Now, which shade would look the best on you?
这里有一支
Oh. Here's one.
噢 不不不 雅典娜 那不是
Oh, no, no, no, Athena, that's not...
我很抱歉
I am so sorry.
我简直是个傻瓜
I am such a klutz.
没有没有 没关系的
No, no, no, it's fine.
你没事就好
I'm just glad you're okay.
给你 这个才是安全的
Here. This one's safe.
回到长岛直奔洛杉矶
Back in Long Island straight to LA
这个星期真的不容易
It's been a hard week
让我放松放松
Let me let me unwind
做个加州美梦
California dreaming
享受纽约式的从容
New York state of mind
这首歌好听炸了 谁唱的
This song is bomb, who is it?
是波比·布鲁的新歌
It's the new Poppy Blue.
最近一个月火遍全网 我超级喜欢
It's been all over the internet for like a month and I love it.
那是谁
Who?
波比·布鲁
Poppy Blue?
你没听说过她吗
You've never heard of her?
天呐
Oh my god!
你 你是不是嫌弃我了
Are, are you judging?
不不不 当然没有
No, no, no, of course not.
能够认识你
Getting to know you has been...
-特别棒 -特别棒
- Pretty great? - Pretty great?
-没错 -没错
- Yeah. - Yeah.
我们跳舞吧
Now let's dance!
因为我为通宵玩乐而来
'Cause I came here to party all night
横跨东西海岸 这是我的舞台
From the east to west coast, that's right
把屋顶掀翻 不做邻家女孩
We gone raise the roof up, sky high
你想加入我吗
Can you party with me
一起尽情跳吧
Party party with me
好球 邦妮
Nice one, Bonnie.
嘿 你想踢会儿球吗
Hey, you wanna kick this bad boy around a little?
毕竟我们得为明年加入球队做准备啊
After all, we gotta get ready to make the team next year.
我能把它当成邦妮吗
Can I pretend it's Bonnie?
我早就想到了
Way ahead of you.
邦妮
感觉你简直注定要当我的好朋友
It's like you were born to be my BFF.
我也这么觉得
I've felt the same thing myself.
我们踢球吧
Let's play.
金姆 你真厉害
Kim, you're so good.
你来试试
You try.
我来了
Here it comes.
你学得真快
You're a fast learner.
是你教得好
And you're a great teacher.
雅典娜 哥们儿 你技巧不错啊
Athena, dude, you have skills.
谢谢你 罗恩
Aw, thanks Ron.
要不这样吧
You know what?
下次我和罗恩出任务的时候
How about the next mission Ron and I go on,
你也一起来吧
you tag along?
好吧 我迟早会高兴得疯掉
Okay. I'm gonna freak out about this eventually,
但是在我疯之前 我要先回家把头发剪了
but first I'm gonna go home and shave my head.
我有个更好的主意
I think I have a better idea.
劳伦发廊
什么 金姆 别啊
What? Kim? No!
这个地方看起来太高档了
This place is way too nice.
我们就不能去大剪子理发店吗
Can't we just go to Mega Cuts?
那里还送棒棒糖呢
They give you a lollipop.
而且如果你表现好的话
And, if you're good,
他们还会让你坐上长得像赛车的椅子
they let you sit in a chair that looks like a race car.
好了 朋友们 淡定
Okay, fam, settle down.
但是 我该让他们怎么弄啊
But...what do I even tell them to do?
没事 别慌
Okay, okay.
首先 调整呼吸
First, breathe.
然后 闭上你的眼睛
Second, close your eyes.
想象一下你最完美的样子
Picture the best version of yourself.
你看到她了吗
You see her?
我看到了
I do.
这就对了
Boom.
那就是我希望你成为的样子
That's the person I want you to be,
我已经迫不及待想要见到她了
and I can't wait to meet her.
我也是
Me too.
是啊 简直难以置信
I know, right?
什么情况
What's the sitch?
席果刚刚闯入了一座顶级机密的政府实验室
Shego just busted into a top-secret government lab.
我正在派人去接你们
I'm sending someone to pick you guys up now.
半径1.5公里内可接送人员
正在扫描
接送人员已准备
告诉我们的新成员要出任务了
Tell our new recruit it's mission time.
罗恩 换装
Ron, suit up.
我就再吃一口
Just one more bite.
你能告诉我你到底是怎么做到的吗
Are you ever going to tell me how you do that?
做到什么
Do what?
快点 我们出发
Come on, let's go.
我的玉米片卷汁
My Naco juice.
响指一打
Oh, snap
哇 雅典娜
Woah, Athena.
你看起来超棒的
You look amazing.
你比金姆还像金姆
You've out-Kimmed Kim.
你从哪儿搞来的这套行头
Where'd you get that?
好吧 别笑我 那个
Okay, well, don't laugh, but,
还记得我说过我在改良我的麻辣女孩服装吗
remember when I said I was working on a better Kim cosplay?
我还决定给自己准备一套任务装
I actually decided to make myself a mission suit,
以防哪一天我要和坏人对抗
in case the time came I had to battle evil, and...
没想到就是今天了
today is that day.
这身衣服 很适合你
It's... perfect.
天呐 谢谢你
Oh my gosh, thank you.
还有 这个头发
And, with the hair, it's...
超过你了
It's extra you.
接我们的车来了
That's our ride.
因为我为通宵玩乐而来
'Cause I came here to party all night
横跨东西海岸 这是我的舞台
From the east to the west coast that's right
把屋顶掀翻 不做邻家女孩
We gone raise the roof up sky high
什么情况
What's the sitch?
波比
Poppy?
很高兴见到你 小姑娘
Good to see you, girl.
我也很高兴见到你 谢谢你来接
You too, thanks for the lift...
波比·布鲁 天呐
Poppy Blue, oh my gosh!
我一直是你的铁杆粉丝
I have been a fan of your music forever.
天呐 你的发型太正点了
Oh my gosh, your hair is on point.
你是谁
Who are you?
我叫雅典娜 是麻辣小队的最新成员
I'm Athena, the newest member of team Possible.
金姆 你可得小心点儿这丫头了
Kim, you're gonna have to watch out for this one.
因为她太猛了
Because she's fierce!
我很清楚这一点
And I should know,
因为你们懂的 是我发明了
because, you know, I invented
猛
fieeerce
你的歌声简直棒极了
That was amazing.
所以你和金姆是怎么认识的
Okay, so how do you know Kim?
她从什么人手里救过你吗
Did, did she save you from someone?
比如说 僵尸
Like, like zombies?
什么
Wha...
忍者
Ninjas?
僵尸忍者
Zombie ninjas?
比那更糟糕
Worse.
是国税局
The IRS.
结果发现 金姆是个国际税法小达人
Turns out Kimmy here is a whiz at international tax law.
好了 列车即将出站
Anyway, this train is leaving the station.
全体上车吧
All aboard!
太棒了
That was so awesome.
我喜欢你
I like you.
你想来跟我一起巡演吗
You wanna come on tour with me?
当然了
Yeah!
给我发送地址吧 我等着 快艾特我
send a location I'm waiting so @ me
全世界的人们都能跟上我的舞步
People round the world can catch my wave
回到长岛
Back in Long Island.
神秘岛 经典啊
A secret island... classic.
韦德 找到秘密入口的线索了吗
Wade, any intel on the secret entrance?
我正找着呢 金姆
I'm workin on it, Kim.
这次的线索比以前的难找
This one's more secret than usual.
哇 雅典娜 你是怎么发现的
Wow, Athena, how'd you figure that out?
我也不知道
I don't know, um...
那肯定不是苹果树
That is not an apple tree.
金姆
Uh, Kim.
干得漂亮 伙计
Solid sleuthing there, buddy.
这是什么地方
What is this place?
高级神经动力学研究所
The Institute for Advanced Neurodynamic Studies.
我听说过这里
I've heard of this place.
他们最近正在研发
They're making amazing breakthroughs
能上载艾字节的数据进入人类大脑的技术
with uploading exabytes of data directly into the human brain.
（注：exabytes艾字节是计算机存储容量单位 为2的60次方个字节）
我都不知道大脑有这么大
Wow, I had no idea brains were that big.
它们是怎么塞进我们的头里的
How do they fit in our heads?
-集中注意力 罗恩 -集中注意力 罗恩
- Focus, Ron. - Focus, Ron.
嘿 韦德
Hey, Wade?
这里太安静了 她是不是已经逃走了
It's spooky quiet in here, did we miss her?
席果可能用了隐身设备
Shego might be using a cloaking device.
如果她穿了的话 我没法探测到她的体温信号
If she's in there, I can't pick up heat signatures.
你有没有试过用60-80度红外安全系统程序超控
Did you try running a 60-80 thermal security override?
我没有
I didn't.
呃 想法不错 我试试
Uh, good call, I'll give it a try.
别担心 我们会想办法的
Never mind, we got it.
裸鼹鼠
"Naked Mole Rat."
裸的
Naked.
你好
Hello?
有人在吗
Anyone home?
你还好吗
You decent?
这也太酷了吧
Coolest thing ever.
不好意思 我不是故意吓你的 小家伙
Sorry. Didn't mean to scare you, little guy.
你现在可以出来了
You can come out now.
我不会伤害你的
You're safe with me.
你害羞了
Aww. You're shy.
还有点古怪 我喜欢古怪
And weird. And I like weird.
宁可古怪也不平凡 我一直都这么说
Never be normal, that's what I always say.
什么
Wha... uh...
到处都找不到她
No signs of her anywhere.
嘿 金姆
Hey, Kim?
罗恩 你有什么发现吗
Ron, did you find anything?
我当然有发现啦
I sure did.
金姆 来认识一下鲁弗斯
Kim Possible, meet Rufus Stoppable.
小家伙你好啊
Hey little guy.
它是什么
What is he?
裸鼹鼠
Naked mole rat.
你没听错
Yeah.
它们要拿你干什么啊 小家伙
I wonder what they were gonna do with you, little guy...
我猜他们正在做关于大脑数据传输的实验
Hey, I bet they were testing the brain data transfer process
先在它们做身上实验 然后再用于人类
on these little guys before trying it on humans.
小家伙 我说的对吗
Hey buddy, am I right?
它们是不是把你变得特别聪明了
Did they make you super smart?
天呐
Oh man.
德拉肯要释放一支超级聪明的鼹鼠军队
Drakken is going to unleash an army of super-smart mole rats.
最好藏在我的背包里 小家伙
Better hide in my backpack, buddy.
也许德拉肯是想要下载
Or, maybe Drakken wants to be able to download
大量的数据进入他自己的大脑
vast amounts of information into his own brain.
但想实现这个目的 他需要某种调制器
But, to do that, he would need some sort of modulator
将机器学习的东西转换成脑电波 然后
that translates machine learning into brain waves, and...
金姆 我能和韦德通话吗
Kim, could I talk to Wade again?
呃 我
Um, I...
韦德 你能不能查看一下这座实验室里
Wade, can you run a check on the lab
有没有铡基大脑调制器之类的东西
for any sort of Zakadium-based brain modulators?
比如M-21 T-43之类的
Uh, M-21, T-43?
有个Q-46
Q-46.
太好了 它在哪儿
Bingo! Where is it?
12区 在你左边
Sector 12, to your left.
我们在那儿就能找到席果
And that's where we'll find Shego.
来吧
Come on!
我其实正想说我们需要找到
I was just about to say we need to find the...
大脑调制器 一个能量立方体之类的
brain modulator... power cube thing.
真的吗
Really?
席果
Shego.
麻辣女孩
Possible.
真的是好久不见了
It's been too long.
我可没那么怀念你
Can't say I was feeling particularly nostalgic.
嘿 离那个立方体远点儿 把手放到我能看见的地方
Hey, step away from the cube and put your hands where I can see them.
这货是谁
Who's this?
她和我一起的
She's with me.
好的 但为什么是她对我发号施令
Yeah, but why is she the one giving me orders, though?
现在她是老大吗
Oh, is she in charge now?
你是不是被降级了
Did you get demoted?
废话少说 席果
Enough talk, Shego.
雅典娜 立方体
Athena, the cube!
-雅典娜 -雅典娜
-Athena! -Athena!
可恶 我好不容易把它拿下来的
Ugh! I just got that thing down!
嘿 金姆
Hey, KP!
你在做什么
What are you doing?
抱歉 我只是想帮忙
Sorry, I was just trying to help.
我从你房间里拿的
I got it from your room.
我想你不会介意的
I didn't think you'd mind,
因为
considering...
没事 我能搞定
It's okay. I got this.
不 你
No... you...
小心
Look out!
不能
...Don't!
我来接
I got it.
我来接它
I got it!
我来接
I got it!
我接得住 我接得住 我接得住
I got it! I got it! I got it!
罗恩 我来接
Ron, I got it.
罗恩 你没事吧
Ron, are you okay?
这个水简直就是理想温度
This water is, like, the perfect temperature.
不太冷也不太热
Not too hot, not too cold.
罗恩 罗恩 罗恩 起来 起来
Ron, Ron, Ron, get up, get up!
水里有东西
There's something in the water with us.
下一个就是你了 新人
You're next, new meat.
呃 朋友们 帮帮我好吗
Uh, guys, little help?
我猜你的朋友们现在没法出来帮你了
I'm afraid your little besties can't come out to play right now.
现在这里只有我
It's just me...
和将要被我削成渣渣的你
and what's about to be left of you.
刚刚是什么在攻击我们
What just zapped us?
如果要我猜的话
If I had to guess...
大概是电鳗
electric eel.
电鳗
罗恩 我以前从来没和你说过
Ron, I never told you this,
我非常害怕电鳗
but I am terrified of electric eels!
一起相处了这么久还能增进彼此之间的了解
Well, isn't that nice that after all this time
不是挺好的吗
we're still learning about each other?
罗恩
Ron!
别担心 金姆
Don't worry, KP.
他们是很神奇的生物
They're fascinating creatures.
你知道电鳗在任何时候都可以
Did you know electric eels can spawn thousands of babies
产成千上万个卵吗
at any given time?
什么
What?
雅典娜 救命啊
Athena, help!!!
你能听到我说话吗
Can you hear me?
雅典娜
Athena?
雅典娜 救命
Athena! Help!
我知道你正忙着呢 金姆 但是
I know you're busy right now Kimmy, but...
你可能地位不保啊
You got some competition here.
这姑娘不错
This one's good.
说不定比你还厉害
Maybe even better than you.
雅典娜 雅典娜 救命
Athena! Athena, help!
小家伙
Hey there, little guy.
你没事吧
Are you okay?
今天也就是过过招
Well, this has been a kick.
等我们下次见面
Next time we meet
我会为新人准备更厉害的招式的
I'm gonna have to up my game to match new meat, here.
因为她是个真正的对手 金姆
You know, because she's a real opponent, Kim.
雅典娜 我知道你动作挺灵活
Athena, I knew you had good moves,
但是你的格斗技巧也太炸了
but your fight skills are sick.
谢谢
Thanks.
我只是在模仿"金姆因子"
I'm just a Kim-itation.
我研究过她的所有招数
I've studied all her moves.
这姑娘不错 说不定比你还厉害
This one's good, maybe even better than you.
比你还厉害
Better than you...
比你还厉害 比你还厉害
Better than you... Better than you...
比你还厉害
Better than you...
雅典娜 雅典娜
Athena! Athena!
雅典娜 雅典娜
Athena! Athena!
又开始看你最讨厌的人演的你最喜欢的节目了么
Hate-watching your favorite show again?
你终于拿到铡了
You finally got the Zakadium.
真棒
Sweet.
哇 小心点
Woah! Careful.
哦 别担心
Oh, don't worry.
那东西都摔了差不多六百多次了 没事的
That thing got dropped like 600 times, it's fine.
不管怎样 虽然我不想承认
Anyway, as much as I hate to admit it.
你
You.
是
Were.
对的
Right.
麻辣女孩的光环就像你的发际线一样
Possible's like your hairline.
正在逐渐消失
She's fading.
如果你认为她现在的状态已经很不好了
If you think she's bad now,
那就等着看这段她被吓得魂不附体的片段
wait 'til this clip of her being terrified out of her wits
被"意外"泄露在网上之后她的状态吧
gets "accidentally" leaked online.
你那是双引号手势吗
Were those air quotes?
我之前是怎么说的
What did I say about those?
想象一下那些残酷的舆论吧
Imagine the cruel memes.
这套动作帅呆了
This throw-down is sick.
雅典娜简直秒杀了席果
Athena is absolutely destroying Shego.
还有她的发型
And that hair.
你敢相信她在我们学校上学吗
Can you believe she goes to our school?
提醒一下 同学们
A reminder, students.
不得用木棍 销子和杆子破坏学校公共财产
No stick, dowel, or rod play on school property,
虽然看上去雅典娜在那个
no matter how utterly effortless Athena made it look
我看了九次的视频里用起来很容易
in the video I have watched nine times.
鲁弗斯
Rufus?
他正在度过适应高中社交生活的难关
He's having a hard time adjusting to the high school social world.
你是最棒的
You're the best.
你的动作很流畅 你的风格超完美
Your moves are great, your style is flawless,
还有这头发
and I mean, that hair?
完美的唇彩 完美的服装 这双靴子简直秒杀全场
Perfect lip shade, perfect outfit, and those boots are everything.
吸引数以万计的追求者啊
Tens across the board.
邦妮 你真是太好了
Bonnie, you're seriously so nice.
嘿 伙计们
Hey guys.
嘿 雅典娜
Hey, Athena.
拜拜了 好闺蜜
Bye, girl.
放学后再见
I'll see you after school.
好
Yep.
放学后
After school?
哦 是啊
Oh, yeah.
邦妮很想让我试试足球队的入队选拔
Bonnie really wants me to try out for soccer.
挺奇怪的
Which is weird
我知道他们不录取新生 但是
because I know they don't take freshmen, but...
她就笑了笑 告诉我别担心
she just laughed and said not to worry.
欢迎加入疯狗队
Welcome to the Mad Dogs.
你是18号
You're number 18.
开心
Yay.
太谢谢你了
Thank you so much.
雅典娜 雅典娜
Athena! Athena!
雅典娜 雅典娜 雅典娜 雅典娜
Athena! Athena! Athena! Athena!
什么
What?
是啊 简直难以置信
I know, right?
雅典娜 这是我长这么大听过的最有趣的事
Athena, that's the funniest thing I've ever heard.
米尔顿中学校报
本月之星
来了
Coming.
我来了
I'm coming.
金伯利·安
Kimberly Ann!
嘿 奶奶
Hey, Nana.
你真走运 我早上刚做了布朗尼
Lucky you, I made a batch of brownies this morning.
双倍巧克力加巧克力碎 上面还有山核桃
Double chocolate chocolate chip with pecans on top.
不了 谢谢 我暂时不想吃
No thanks, I'm good.
你不想吃巧克力加倍的蛋糕
You're turning down double chocolate?
那你是想
Feel up for a...
训练
A workout?
奶奶
So, Nana.
我希望今天你能教我有关棍棒的武术
I was hoping today you could teach me to fight with a Bo Staff?
棒术始于17世纪初的日本
Bojutsu began in the early 17th century in Japan.
但在我看来
But it seems to me...
如今不需要太多的棒术了
Not much call for a Bo Staff today.
有点过时
Bit of an antique.
是最徒劳的反抗
And it takes one to know one.
只是
It's just that...
我在网上看到了
I did see on the internet.
那个新来的女孩 她会棒术 对吧
That new girl, she used a Bo, didn't she?
是的 她打败了席果
Yeah, she kicked Shego's butt.
你已经打败席果很多次了
You've done that plenty of times yourself,
并没有用到棒术
without a Bo.
我想尝试一些新的东西
I thought I'd try something new.
这理由倒没什么问题
Nothing wrong with that...
如果这真的是原因所在的话
If that's the reason.
有什么东西不对了
Something's off.
我
Me,
是我不对了
I'm off.
为什么
Why?
因为我进了高中
Because I walked into high school,
就好像我什么都不会了
and it's like I stopped being good at things.
更糟糕的是 雅典娜就打赢了一场
Even worse, Athena had one good fight,
她就什么都厉害了
and now she's amazing at everything.
她是你的朋友 对吧
Well, she's your friend, right?
是啊
Yeah.
那么 你应该为她高兴啊
Well then, you should be happy for her.
毕竟 你是她的导师
After all, you guided her,
多亏有你的帮助 她现在才能获得成功
now she's having a little success all thanks to you.
怎么了 宝贝
What is it, baby?
我从来没见过比我厉害的人
I've never, I've never met someone who's better than me,
我知道这听起来很蠢
and I know how stupid that sounds,
但是我就是感觉 那些让我独一无二的特质
but it's like, whatever I have that makes me me,
她都有 还都比我强
she has more of it.
嫉妒只会让人作茧自缚 金伯利·安
Jealousy is very unbecoming, Kimberly Ann.
我不是在嫉妒她 奶奶
I'm not jealous, Nana.
说真的 我很高兴她找到了属于她的路
Seriously, I'm glad she's finding her way.
我想说的是我的事
It's more about me.
如果 如果这些特点不再是我的特点了
If... If I'm not the best at those things,
那我到底是谁
then who am I?
事情就是这样
That's just the thing.
即使你的"特点"不再特别
Even if you're not "the best" at... what have you.
你还是你
You're still you.
奶奶 我是麻辣女孩 好吗
Nana, I'm Kim Possible, okay?
我是个会拯救世界的明星学生
I'm a star student and I save the world.
这才是我
That's who I am.
不 这是你的标签
No, that's what you do.
这不是你
That's not who you are.
那
Well, then...
那我就更不知道自己是谁了
Then I don't know who I am.
注意了 同学们
Attention, students.
今天最后一节课
During last period today,
我们要举行全校大会
we will be holding an all-school assembly.
我们将向我们的明星学生 雅典娜
We will honor our star student, Athena,
颁发有史以来第一个
with the first ever
年度最有前途新生奖
Most Promising Freshman of the Year Award.
史诗级的惨败：落汤鸡英雄
他们近况如何呢
金姆 还没放学呢
Kim, school's not over yet.
我要逃课
I'm ditching.
我连个好成绩都考不到了
I can't even get good grades anymore.
一切都变了
Everything's changed.
听着 说实话 这几个星期过得的确不太好
Look, I'm not gonna lie, it's been a rough few weeks.
但是 你依旧是我最好的朋友
But, you're still my best friend,
是朋友就要互相支持
and pals support pals.
永远支持
Always.
我知道你要说什么
I think I know where you're going with this.
雅典娜也是我们的朋友
Athena's our pal, too.
她在垃圾桶旁边哭的时候我们帮助过她
We helped her when she was down in the dumps,
我们的帮助也不是徒劳
and our help paid off.
她现在变得很了不起
She's amazing now,
所以我们应该去那里为她加油
so we should be there to cheer her on.
那么 我们要去参加这个大会
So, we're going to this assembly?
是啊 这是我们应该做的
Yeah, we owe it to her.
好吧
Fine.
太棒了
Boo-yah!
注意了 同学们 安静下来
All right, attention students, settle.
她才上高中 在这么短时间内
In the short time that she's been at this high school,
雅典娜 最有前途新生
她的绩点达到了5.5分
she's earned a 5.5 GPA,
还是足球队的新星
is a rising star on the soccer team,
而且已经被选为了舞会女王和国王
and has already been voted homecoming queen and king.
我很荣幸向大家介绍
It is my great pleasure to introduce
今年最有前途的新生
your most promising freshman of the year...
雅典娜
Athena!
呃 为什么有一个诡异的绿圈在切天花板
Uh, why is an ominous green circle being cut in the ceiling?
-看 那里 -那是什么声音
-Look! Up there! -What's that noise?
发生什么事了
What's going on?
所有人 保持冷静 有序地走到出
Everyone remain calm and walk to the exits in an orderly fash--
我先撤了
And I'm out.
下午好 同学们
Good afternoon, students.
别担心 我们只是来绑架雅典娜的
Don't be alarmed, we're only here to kidnap Athena...
什么
What?
罗恩 给我抓钩
Ron, grapple me.
以免她变得更强大
...before she becomes so powerful,
搅乱我们所有的邪恶计划
she wipes out evil as we know it.
跟我走吧
Let's go.
什么 不
What? No!
金姆 救命啊
Kim, help!
小兵们 上啊
Henchmen, attack!
小女兵们 上啊
Hench-women, attack.
开外挂啊 太阴了
Not fair, that's dirty.
小人才开外挂
Dirty fighting.
女士们 请护送灰姑娘登上她的南瓜马车吧
Ladies, please escort Cinderella to her pumpkin.
金姆 救命啊
Kim, help!
把那个扔给我 我可以使出我的杀手锏
Throw it to me, I can do my killer move!
扔给她 金姆
Throw it, Kim!
快给我
Come on!
脸着地啊
Oh, faceplant.
希望有人录下了她那段耍酷失败的视频
Please tell me someone got that fail on video.
我猜你们在想我下一步要干什么
I'm sure you're wondering what's next.
我只能说 这可是我有史以来最邪恶的计划
Well, it's my most diabolical plan yet.
闭嘴
Shut it!
关于过度分享 我是怎么和你说的
What have I told you about overshare?
对哦
Oh, right.
拜拜了您嘞
Bye-ee!
救命
Help!
拜托了 谁能救救我
Please, anyone!
救命
Help!
不 不要
No, no.
麻辣女孩
Possible,
我昨天整晚没睡 就为了做那条被烧毁的横幅
I was up all night making that banner.
-我真不敢相信刚刚发生的事 - 雅典娜
-I cannot believe that happened! -Athena.
我搞砸了 罗恩
I blew it, Ron.
这都是我的错
This was all my fault.
别这样
Oh, come on.
这个 嗯 是的
It's... well, yeah.
这的确是你的错
It's your fault.
我当时到底在想什么
What was I thinking?
我就应该把棍子给她
I should have just given her the Bo Staff.
你为什么不把棍子给雅典娜呢
Why didn't you give Athena the Bo Staff?
因为我想成为那个拯救一切的人
Because I needed to be the person who saves the day.
结果呢
How'd that go?
真的 真的不太好
Oh, real, real not great.
非常糟糕
Very bad.
我只是
I just...
我不敢相信我为了一件小事纠结了这么久
I can't believe how mixed up I've been, like...
就算我不再是最特别的那个人
Just because I'm not the best at something
也不意味着我不再是我
doesn't mean I'm not me.
那么 我们接下来怎么办
So, what are we gonna do?
我们要去救我们的朋友
We're gonna go save our friend.
你准备好了吗
You up for this?
走吧
Let's go!
席果
Shego!
我们一起喝一杯冰牛奶庆祝一下吧
Come and celebrate with me, with an ice-cold milk.
别再这么说了怪博士 生怕人家不知道你不会开派对似的
Never let it be said you don't know how to party, Doctor D.
我不得不承认 今天比我想象的要好
I have to admit, today went better than I could have hoped.
是啊 你知道 我一直都感觉很好 但我今天觉得特别猛
Yeah, you know, I'm always good, but I felt particularly fierce.
得了吧
Oh, come on.
你以前是个普通能干的人 但我是最
You were your usual competent self, but I was the most...
对 是最普通的人吧
Yeah, the most average, maybe.
你们两个别吵了行吗
Will you two stop arguing?
你说什么
Excuse me?
我只是想引起你们的注意
I was just trying to get your attention.
还想要点儿功劳
And a little credit.
毕竟 我和金姆成了朋友
After all, I befriended Kim.
我在各个方面都超过了她
I surpassed her in every single way,
还弄垮了她
and I broke her.
就像你们要求的那样
Just like you asked me to.
是我
It was me.
这些都是我做的
I did all of it.
她这暴脾气是跟你学的
She gets this from you.
别
Don't...
逼我伤害你
make me hurt you.
那又怎么样
So what?
你想要什么
What do you want?
一颗小星星
A gold star?
一块小饼干
A cookie?
你想要个涌
You want a h...
你想要个拥抱
you want a hug?
当然不要
No.
那就好
Okay.
我想知道我们三个人接下来要做什么
I want to know what's next for the three of us.
这个嘛
Well, it's um,
这是个惊喜
it's a surprise.
没错
Yes.
你很快就会知道了
And you're going to find out very soon.
很快
Very soon.
我喝了吧
I'll take it.
祝你好运 金姆
Good luck, Kim.
市长谢谢你
Thanks Mr. Mayor.
谢谢你阻止了那颗小行星
Hey, thanks for stopping that asteroid.
嘿 亲爱的
Hey, sweetie.
我们听说了雅典娜的事
We heard about Athena.
我真的很遗憾
I'm really sorry.
是的 那是 嗯 那是我的错
Yeah, that was, um, that was my fault.
所以 我要设法弥补这个错误
So, I'm gonna try and fix that mistake.
我不知道我能不能做到 但是
I don't know if I can, but...
如果我有你们的帮助 我成功的几率会大很多 所以
I think I'll have a lot better chance if I get some help, so...
妈妈 奶奶
Mom, Nana?
你们要加入吗
Are you in?
当然 你可以指望我
Well, you can count on me.
但我不知道你妈妈怎么想
I don't know about your mom.
她当然可以指望我了
Oh, of course she can count on me.
你总是需要我
You've always counted on me.
你们也这样吗
You guys, too?
你们到底是怎么做到的
How do you do that?
做到什么
Do what?
我们出发吧
Let's do this.
我就呆在这里照看双胞胎
And I will stay here and watch the twins.
也许还能点份披萨
And maybe order a pizza.
加什么配料
Ooh, what toppings?
罗恩
Ron!
对 任务模式
Right, mission mode.
说不定这个可以帮到我们
It could be helpful.
我会带上无人机的 跳进来吧
I'll bring the drone. Hop in.
最好小心点儿
Better watch out.
好了
Okay.
再见
See ya!
玩得开心点儿
Have fun.
都是些疯狂的小野猫啊
Those crazy cats.
是时候实施这个邪恶计划了
Time to bring this evil plan home.
启动大脑调制器
Fire up the brain modul...
我的机器
My machine?
我的机器呢
My machine?
我的机器哪儿去了
Where is my machine?
大脑调制器呢
The brain modulator!
席果 席果
Shego! Shego!
等一下 我有个问题
Wait, quick question.
这些东西一直都在这里的吗
Was this here the entire time?
是啊
Oh, uh, yeah.
我猜是最近太忙 弄得我都忘记跟你说了
I guess with everything going on it just slipped my mind.
我得拍张照片发上恶拍
I've got to post this to Villain-stagram.
嘟个嘴
Duckface.
肯定能让他们患上错失恐惧症了
There's gonna be such epic FOMO.
（注：FOMO，全称为Fear of missing out，即错失恐惧症）
喂
Hey!
抓紧来搞你的邪恶计划
Make with the evil plan.
你从哪儿拿出来的
Where did you pull that out of?
棒 好 太好了
Yes! Yes! Yes!
我的下一个任务是什么呢
Now, about my next mission?
噢 可爱的紫色小雅典娜啊
Oh, dear tiny purple Athena.
你很快就会收到你的下一个任务
You'll get your next mission.
我保证
Guaranteed.
好了
Okay.
来准备好迎接你的大惊喜吧
Let's get you ready for your big fun surprise.
韦德 你确定就是这里吗
Hey, Wade? Are you sure this is it?
绝对确定
Uh, definitely.
这里的能量读数都快爆表了
The energy readings are off the charts.
呼叫黄金女郎小队
Come in team Golden Girls.
（注：《黄金女郎》为美国1990年代著名电视剧，主角是四位老太太）
哈哈哈很好笑 你被禁足了
Very funny, you're grounded.
我要从天窗潜进去找雅典娜
I'm gonna sneak in through the skylight and find Athena.
搞定警报系统了吗
Is the alarm neutralized?
我来吧
Here.
现在搞定了
It is now.
奶奶 谢了
Thanks, Nana.
你们去跟罗恩会合吧
You guys rendezvous with Ron.
我现在进去了
I'm goin' in.
雅典娜 我们来救你了
Athena, we're here!
来吧 我们快走
Come on, let's go.
金姆 我不会跟你走的
I'm not going anywhere with you, Kim.
你生我的气了
You're mad.
我明白
I get that.
对不起
I'm sorry.
我知道我在典礼上的表现真得很差劲
I really messed up at the assembly, I know.
金姆 你早在典礼之前
Kim, you were a garbage friend
就已经是个很垃圾的朋友了
way before the fight at the assembly.
当我还是你的绿叶你可怜的小跟班的时候 你很享受吧
It was great when I was your pet project who blew up your ego.
"金姆 你最棒了"
"You're the best, Kim!"
"真不敢相信 我要跟麻辣女孩当朋友了"
"I can't believe I'm doing a friendship with Kim Possible!"
但当我开始超越你 做得比你好的时候
But the moment that I started to surpass you,
你就开始崩溃了
you fell apart.
你说得对
You're right.
我只顾着自己内心的小剧场
I was so caught up in all my drama.
但我会变得比以前更好的 多亏你给我上的一课
But I'll be better now, thanks to you.
你道了歉 而且还变成了一个更好的自己啊
You're sorry, and you're better now.
我真为你感到高兴
I'm so happy for you.
但是我的目的并不是做一个激励你的朋友
But my purpose here was not to be your friend who inspires you.
不是的
No.
如你所见
As you can see...
我比那些大道理更复杂
I'm far more complex than that.
什么
Wha...
我的目的就是要毁掉你
My purpose was to destroy you.
什么
Wha...
而且我成功了
And I nailed it.
德拉肯和席果接下来会给我新的任务
And now, Drakken and Shego have a new mission for me.
不管是什么任务 肯定都会很棒的
Whatever it is, I know it's gonna be great.
雅典娜 你不能相信他们
Athena, you can't trust them.
我知道你还有良知的
I know there's still good in you.
雅典娜
Athena!
金姆 别说了
Kim, just stop.
你该在还能走之前离开这里
You should get out of here while you still can.
我刚见到麻辣女孩了
I just met Kim Possible!
恰恰恰米卷
金姆喜欢去的餐厅 布诺小吃
恰恰恰米卷 不放酸奶油
Cha-Cha Chimmurito, no sour cream.
好巧啊
What are the odds?
想象一下你最完美的样子
Picture the best version of yourself.
金姆常去的发廊
那就是我希望你成为的样子
That's the person I want you to be.
麻辣女孩教迪曼多学做人
你看到她了吗
Do you see her?
我看到了
I do.
你看起来超棒的
You look amazing!
你比金姆还像金姆
I mean, you've out-Kimmed Kim.
我研究过她的所有招数
I studied all her moves.
感觉你简直注定要当我的好朋友
It's like you were born to be my best friend.
朋友 朋友 朋友
Friend... friend... friend...
舒服吗
Comfy?
算是吧
I guess.
呃 为什么我要戴上这些呢
Uh, why do I need these?
只是安全措施
Safety precaution.
主要是为了我们的安全
Mostly ours.
嘿 德拉肯
Hey, Drakk!
麻辣女孩
Possible!
不是吧
It can't be.
介意我们加入派对吗
Mind if we crash the party?
正合我的心意
Oh, I was counting on it.
我按
Click.
鲁弗斯
Hey! Rufus!
不错吧
Nice, right?
伙计 没事的
It's okay, buddy.
我们很快就能出去
We'll be out of here soon.
这个巢穴真是应有尽有
Oh, this lair has it all.
你们是绝对逃不出这个力场的
And that forcefield is 100 percent inescapable.
为什么呢
Why?
因为力场的开关在那个超高的地方
Because the off switch is all the way up there.
别跟他们说按钮在哪里啊
Don't tell them where it is!
席果
Shego!
金姆 我黑不掉这个力场
Kim, I can't hack this forcefield!
无论如何 这个胜利我实在是等太久了
Anyhoo, welcome to my long-awaited victory.
当我在牢房里待得发霉的时候
As I rotted away in that cell...
又要揭晓邪恶计划了吗
Ah, the evil plan reveal.
我该带一本书来打发时间的
I should have brought a book.
我觉得这些信息还挺有意思的
I find these informative.
能让我知道一些我不知道的事情
They fill in some of the blanks.
能让我继续说吗
Do you mind?
我说到哪了
Uh, where was I?
你说你在牢房里发霉
Rotting in your cell.
对对对
Yes, yes, yes.
我就是在牢房里意识到了你 麻辣女孩
It was there that I realized that you, Kim Possible,
有一种特质
had something special,
一种让你与众不同的东西
something that separated you from everybody else.
所以我制造了一个人形电子机器人
So, I created a cybertronic humanoid.
什么 雅典娜是个机器人
What? Athena's a robot?
我派她来跟你交朋友
I sent her in to befriend you,
向你学习 偷走让你成为底麻辣女孩的特质
to learn from you and to steal what makes you Possible,
以电子形式复制出你独有的闪光点
creating a digital version of your spark.
我的闪光点
My spark?
你的闪光点
Your spark.
金姆因子
Kimmitation.
你该把它注册成商标
Yeah, you should trademark that.
或者叫"麻辣要素"
Or Kimputer.
"麻辣要素"这名字也不错
Kimputer is good too.
对啊
Yeah, it is.
而现在 我会将这个电子版的闪光点
And now, I'm going to transfer that digital spark
由她传到我身上
from her to me,
因为我加上你就等于天下无敌
because you plus me equals invincible.
等等 那雅典娜会怎样
Wait, what happens to Athena?
她当然会被毁掉啦
Oh, she'll be destroyed.
什么
Wha?
什么 不要啊
What? No!
小姑娘 做大事得不拘小节 看开点啦
You gotta break a few eggs, kid.
雅典娜 我会救你出来的
I'm gonna get you out of there, Athena.
何必呢 她只是一个机器人啊
Why? She's just a robot.
你错了
You're wrong.
她还是我的朋友
She's my friend.
哇 还真是挺感人的
Wow, that's actually quite touching.
好了 就让我来看看你们这家人能有多亲近吧
Now, let's see how close of a family you can become.
力场壁靠得越来越近了
They're getting closer.
大家千万别碰到力场的边缘
Stay away from the sides, guys.
这东西会把你们汽化的
Guys, that thing's gonna vaporize you,
可我关不掉它
and I can't stop it.
妈 你还好吗
Are you okay, Mom?
好了 大家互相靠近点
Okay, just squeeze in.
再近一点
Closer.
鲁弗斯 好主意
Oh! Good call, Rufus.
我马上启动它
I'm on it.
好了
Okay.
鲁弗斯
Rufus!
什么
Huh?
好样的 上啊
That's my boy!
鲁弗斯 你简直就是速度与激情的化身
He's Ru-fast Ru-furious!
席果 那是什么
What is that? Shego!
把他射下来
Shoot him!
你行的 鲁弗斯 你可以的
You got this, you got this, Rufus!
飞稳一点 飞稳一点
Stabilize, stabilize.
鲁弗斯
Rufus!
谁说小鼹鼠不能拯救世界
Get yourself a mole rat and save the day!
应该说是裸鼹鼠才对
Also, naked.
你知道吗 我们真应该多这么打几次
You know, we really should do this more often.
说得对
Yeah.
金姆
Kim!
席果 快开机器
Shego, the switch!
青春
Youth...
活力
Vitality!
不要 不要
No, no!
绝杀招式
Killer moves!
超强实力
Mad skills!
闪光点
Spark!
救命啊
Help!
金姆 那个大脑调制器
Kim, the brain modulator.
要是你能干扰它的话
If you can disrupt it...
也行
That'll do.
不要 不要
No! No!
不要
No!
这台机器暴走了
The machine's going crazy.
它好像还造成了一些副作用
It's causing some kind of a side effect.
什么
What?
不要 不要啊
Nooo! Noooo!
席果 干掉他们
Shego, get them!
我的衣服怎么这么大
Hey, what happened to my clothes?
我的声音怎么变成这样了
What's wrong with my voice?
快打开啊
Open!
这真是德拉肯式的棒透了
This is fan-Drakken-tastic.
席果 闭嘴
Silence, Shego.
机器要失控了
It's destabilizing.
快进逃生舱吧 小屁孩
Get in the escape pod, junior.
他们很快就会被炸得粉碎了
They're gonna be blown to bits.
后会无期了您嘞
Bye-eee!
我们得快点逃出去
We gotta get out of here.
伙计们 那东西快要爆炸了
Guys, that thing's gonna explode!
快点走
Hurry up!
来吧
Come on!
妈 等一下
Mom, wait!
金姆
Kim!
金姆
Kim!
金姆
Kim!
快点
Hurry!
快点走啊
Let's go!
雅典娜 你在干嘛
Athena! What are you doing?
金姆 你快走
Kim, go!
你得尽快离开 我得留下
You need to get out of here, I have to stay behind.
我是唯一一个
I'm the only one who...
雅典娜 不要
No, Athena, stop!
你会没命的
It'll kill you!
金姆 我可以吸收魔方发出的能量
I can absorb the energy from the cube, Kim.
我不是人类
I'm not human.
这件事情只有我能做得了
Only I can do this!
我不会留下你一个人的
I'm not gonna leave you here!
金姆 如果我跟你走的话 大家都会没命
Everyone will die if I go with you, Kim.
金姆 快走
Kim! Run!
走啊
Come on!
你救了我一命 现在该让我来救你了
You saved me, let me save you.
走吧
Go.
金姆 快跑
Kim, run!
不要啊
No!
金姆
Oh, Kimmy.
鲁弗斯 你要去哪儿啊
Rufus, where are you going?
雅典娜 我们会救你出来的
Athena, we're going to get you out of there!
呃 金姆
Uh... Uh, Kim?
能过来搭把手吗
I could use a hand.
我们会把你修理得跟新的一样的
We're gonna patch you up good as new, okay?
我保证
I promise.
你真的是一个很好的朋友
You're a really good friend.
你也是
So are you.
她的老师是最好的老师
She learned from the best.
我的也是
So did I.
亲爱的 是时候把微型螺丝刀拿出来了
Honey, get the tiny screwdrivers out.
你想不想重造一个人形电子机器人啊
How would you like to rebuild a cybertronic humanoid?
真的吗 太棒了
Really? Yes!
之后 一切都回归正常了
So, things went back to normal.
或者说 一切都回归到了一个高中英雄的正常生活
Or, at least as normal as the life of a high school crime fighter can be.
我们花了不少时间 还编了海量的代码
It took some time and a mega amount of coding,
总算救回了雅典娜
but we stabilized Athena,
我们还把德拉肯的邪恶程序洗掉
flushed out Drakken's evil programming,
留下了她的善良
and saved the good in her.
我们一起创立了一个武术学会
Together, we formed a martial arts club,
现在所有米尔顿高中的学生都想加入我们呢
and now everyone at Middleton High wants to join.
差不多所有人吧
Well, almost everyone.
对我来说 这次的经历不仅教会我怎样做一个更好的朋友
And as for me, learning to be a better friend...
也让我成为了一个更好的英雄
Made me a better hero.
酷毙了
Off the hook.
姿态 爽歪歪
Token... Chilly.
帅爆了
Poppin'.
给腻
Tight.
力 给力
Ti, tight!
你就不能不动吗
Can you hold still?
我可不想让你看上去像一个小怪物啊 小怪物
We don't want you to look like a little freak, little freak.
我已经完成资料搜集了
My research is complete.
完美的化妆
Makeup perfect.
完美的假发
Wig... perfect.
我肯定能完美地混进去
I will blend in flawlessly.
是 当然了
Yeah. You will.
只要里面还有十个你这样的小老头 你就肯定不会穿帮
As long as there are like ten other tiny little old men in there.
席果 闭嘴
Silence, Shego!
给你
Here.
上面说你因为是个 天才 所以跳了好几级
Say you skipped a bunch of grades cause you're... gifted.
这种天才白送我我都不想要
More like a gift I wish I could return.
尽管笑吧
Laugh it up.
困着我的灵魂的这个小小的身体
This whiny, puny body I'm trapped in
简直就是最完美的伪装
is a blessing in disguise.
现在麻辣女孩肯定逃不出的我的手掌心了
Now there's nowhere Possible can hide from me.
好 行了 出去吧
Okay, great. Get out!
我得赶快回家
I need to get home,
换回舒服的皮革连身衣
change out of these clothes into a sensible leather bodysuit.
祝我好运吧 妈妈
Wish me luck... Mother.
好吧
Okay.
我打倒麻辣女孩的新计划将会是
My new evil master plan to take down Kim Possible
我有史以来最给力的计划
will be my tightest yet.
不管路途多险阻
I'm your basic average girl
不管未来多辛苦
And I'm here to save the world
只要爱的力量 Kim Possible
You can't stop me cause I'm Kim Possible
打击犯罪不认输
There is nothing I can't do
才能拯救世界
And when danger calls
哪怕多少未知数
Just know that I am on my way
如果你遇到麻烦 不要害怕
It doesn't matter where or when there's trouble
快呼叫麻辣女孩
If you just call my name
Kim Possible
Kim Possible!